Necro University’s Final Project

A New Body for Noxus

Sally hires you to test the Necro University students’ final projects. They’re supposed to make Noxus a permanent body. Tuition costs as much as three lairs, Sally says, and a certificate usually earns you a job as one of his nameless minions. Noxus insists the students are eager to help him. They rush for the doors and find them locked.

Noxus says his original body was confiscated after he tried twice to replace Gravelyn. He complains that the Empire still hasn’t forgiven him. Chuckles owns the bones and usually keeps them in a cardboard box. The replacements Noxus has made for himself fit poorly, and you’ve destroyed some of them.

You test the students’ proposed bodies one by one. Sally fails the remote-controlled Noxborg and the drooling Noxore, then gives the Noxustrian an A++ for making her smile. You’ve beaten it too, and the students have skewered Noxus on a unicorn horn.

You beat Sally’s creation too, but Noxus says the body fits perfectly and feels familiar. Sally tells you in private that it belonged to his old teacher. She doubts he’s recognized it yet. Noxus declares himself ready to conquer the world in Gravelyn’s name and threatens the students over what they’ve turned him into.

On a later visit, you barely pass the university’s exam and earn Klaatu’s Necronomicon.